Quotes by Will Rogers
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Live in such a way that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
A crowd is no company; and faces are but a gallery of pictures.
It's getting harder and harder to support the government's style of living to which it has become accustomed.
I never met a man I didn't like, but I'm sure thinking about it harder now.
The road to success is paved with good intentions...and a whole lotta detours caused by folks who think they know better.
Don't squat with your spurs on. It's a simple rule, but sums up most of what ails us. Watch where you're steppin'.
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple: Know what you are doing.
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
Diplomacy is saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
A crowd is no company; and faces are but a gallery of pictures; and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love.
If you're ridin' a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. But most folks just try to whip it harder.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
The trouble ain't that people are ignorant; it's that they know so much that ain't so.